do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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