i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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