D3 body, D1 cock
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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