there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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