Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
