either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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