At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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