only if we run a train.
done.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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