That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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