ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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