The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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