question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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