There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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