I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
A bitchslap is in order.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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