Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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