i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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