Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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