I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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