are you still at the devil's house?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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