I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it because I queefed?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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