I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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