SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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