I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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