I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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