is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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