summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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