hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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