He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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