and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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