Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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