He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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