If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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