Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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