we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Duck Duck Cougar?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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