i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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