dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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