Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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