I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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