I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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