he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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