Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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