But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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