so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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