just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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