If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My pussy is not your playground.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she pinky promised me she was 18
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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