the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
