Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
