Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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