Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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