I hate your face
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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