maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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