Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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