dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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